We humans are the most vital beings of the earth. Anything the earth provides exists solely to serve our race well. The other animals that live on this earth are just food-menu options- the ones that aren't rated "customers' favorite," aka the great majority, are discarded and pushed further and further towards the periphery of their habitats to make room for breeding the “chef's special”, and just for us in general. The animals that have a slight potential to overpower us are killed before they get the chance to decide we are terrible food options. It took a while (more than several decades) for the managers protecting Yellowstone National Park to realize that killing all the wolves to keep visitors safe was the main issue contributing to the imbalance of species residing there, resulting in an exponential growth of the elk and coyote populations, affecting the entire ecosystem there. When they finally added only 14 wolves back to the park, elks and coyote popul...
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White House declares polar bear as kidnapped and not jumping across continents, and that the weather is under control
DETROIT- Exactly five and a half hours ago a polar was found on the Southernmost tip of Argentina. When questioned how he got there from Antarctica, he claimed he jumped. After studying this polar bear, the leading scientist and veterinarian in this study, Dr. Boman, explained that because of all the ice partings in Antarctica, the polar bears have been jumping from one piece to the next. "This particular polar bear's legs became so strong from jumping that he managed to jump over the Drake Passage and land in the Southernmost tip of Argentina." Dr. Boman worries that there will be an influx of this polar bear's followers arriving at the same location within 5 years, so long as the ice keeps melting. His explanation was rejected by the White House, declaring that the polar bear was really a brown bear that was kidnapped, painted white, given steroids, and planted there by the Chinese to prove that their global warming hoax was true. An unofficial spokesman fr...