Why I'm Dropping Out
It's not just some story. It's not just some legend
that never really happened. None of it was made up. Other aspects of it
were true, so this one aspect MUST be true as well.
Reading White Tigers, the thing that blew my mind most
was this fact- the lady jumped over a house. A house. Think about it a second
longer. She jumped over a HOUSE. So while I’m sitting on my bum writing this
post, she’s jumping over freaking houses. Sure, the fighting was cool and the
point of the whole passage was important and impactful, but nothing was as jaw
dropping, eye opening, mind blowing, [insert other idioms], as being bequeathed
the knowledge that it is possible for a human to jump 20 feet in the air from a
standing position. Sure, physics may say otherwise, but those experiments and
math equations probably lacked the belief. While scientists were experimenting,
they were probably thinking, “Oh, this will never happen but I’m going to try
anyways,” so of course it didn’t happen, for their hearts weren’t into it,
unlike the warrior woman. Obviously, it must take years to perfect this task,
but the end result is so worth it. This is why I choose to temporarily take a
break from school. The day I return will be the day the whole school sits
gaping in awe as I jump over the building, right over their heads. Hopefully
the ceiling will be glass by then so they can see it happen.
I love your last sentence I see what you did there! I also like that you maintain the same style throughout your writing, like I can almost tell its you without seeing your name
ReplyDeleteI really appreciate how your blog has continuity and your tone is very similar throughout all of your blogs. This blog post reminds me of your previous one, "The Ignorant Insubordinate", mostly because of your sassiness and rebellious attitude. Keep up these great, entertaining pieces.
ReplyDeleteI like that this blog is short. I'm lazy so the shorter the reading the better. I'm also looking forward to seeing you jump over a roof. If you show up to school without this ability mastered, I will be severely disappointed. I will also call James Roday and let him know how much of a disappointment you are. I also appreciate the conversational tone of this blog, it's funny.
ReplyDeleteBut wait. I'm basically James Roday, or at least his character, so you'd be calling me! But no worries, I'll double it to 40 ft by monday
DeleteI don't know why Jenna, but reading this made me think of the video of you riding your unicycle while playing a diatonic scales down the street
ReplyDeleteSo random :P
DeleteI love the last thought a lot, how you tied leaving school to doing something impactful. I really love the theme that you've sustained throughout your blog. It really is cool!
ReplyDeleteJenna, This is so good! I've been reading through all of your blog posts, and you have such a nice style of writing. I like your style especially, because you speak from the heart rather than trying to use formal diction to appeal to your audience. I can't wait to read your next post!!!
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