Dan’s Morning

Oh crap. Shoot stupid alarm clock shut up. No, no stop- beeping- ok fine- I’m up, I’m up.
Another day, another penny. Or nickel... dollar? Whatever. Another 8 hour work day. Let’s see what texts I didn’t get last night... Oh crap. Crappity crap crap crap I’m late for my meeting- better throw some clothes on- 
Shoot, my good suits are at the dry cleaning.. if I wear this solid brown one then people will think of me as presumtuous, like Joe. Can’t be like Joe. Then the plaid brown one gives off a strong erratic vibe. Umm I guess saucy is better than either of those- turquoise it is! 
Now a tie. Tie tie tie. If I go without one I’ll be deemed as careless and hobo-ish. What will compliment the sauciness... oh, perfect, here are some floral pairs.
Socks? Well I guess plain intelligent ones will have to work since I gotta run- 
Wait can’t forget the underwear- can’t go in these boxers. People will think I’m irresponsible. But where... are my darn... briefs?
Ok finally out the door. I can grab a coffee on the way.
-office-
Phew, just in time. Like usual, Joe wearing his presumtuous tie and jacket. Carl not in a suit? How incompetent. Ooh, but Mark went adventurous! Love his Dora tie.
The women all look the same. They have it so easy. 

Comments

  1. UnknownFebruary 11, 2018 at 9:39 AM

    This was a really funny post! I loved how you represented your point though a anecdote. I also loved how each item of clothing represents something. This was definitely something refreshing to read:)

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  2. UnknownFebruary 11, 2018 at 1:58 PM

    Haha. I love how you took on a entirely different tone than usual. Also, I really enjoyed how you took a different perspective and exhibited it in such a unique and colorful way. Great job!

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  3. Marina MalyarenkoFebruary 11, 2018 at 2:38 PM

    Cool! I like how you adopted a different perspective since we haven't really been able to look at the man's point of view (probably because talking about this would be considered a breach of masculinity or something). I like your style.

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